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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
No go.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is Beehiiv better than Substack?
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?
No way
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Which certification is most valuable in the IT field, and why?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Then came..
Are there scientific studies that support the detox benefits of an infrared sauna blanket?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
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