What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 15:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

No go.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is Beehiiv better than Substack?

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

What were Hitler’s habits?

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?

No way

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Which certification is most valuable in the IT field, and why?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Then came..

Are there scientific studies that support the detox benefits of an infrared sauna blanket?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

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